MESSAGES SENT:
I can hear your breakfast.
I sculpt my last anus at 6pm. See you then?
Vacav Havel.
So fussy.
Your miniature elephant has eaten all the peanuts.
Your face, my ass.
I bought you a helicopter with a wolf pilot. That’s how much I love you.
I put a slug on teacher’s chair.
I want to be Keith Richards when I grow up. Only without the heroin and coconuts.
That was an unacceptable display of textspeak. Please try harder.
I like facts.
Your figurines are exquisite.
I have listened to your message four times and still can’t understand it! But I still like you.
I’ve got Hitler in a bamboo cage. Want to poke him with a stick?
Slanty.
MESSAGES RECEIVED:
Lairy
Ok! (champagne charlie)
Hangin tuff obv.
How did edwyn slag off lloyd cole? Something about penguin classics?
I actually want a rabbnn pilot but thanks
I HAS MINI EGgs
Business
Yay! Wayne!
I’ve missed the first half of ghost busters 2. It hardly seems worth it now.
What about potato Mary?
Quit your jibber jabber sucker
I loom!
No a panda