Archive for December, 2013


Marital text messages

December 4, 2013

C: Are you having fun?

B: Trying to find a way to leave the gig without causing a diplomatic incident.
C: Tell them I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor and am already up to my knees. I need your help to pull me out.

[time passes]

B: I’m leaving in a bit. Will get kebabs from Old Street.
C: Feed mine to the snake and I’ll collect it from inside.