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Marriage Backstory

May 3, 2013

B: What’s my backstory?
HSG: Your childhood is a mystery. Little is known of your life before you arrived five years ago, carried across across the ocean by a giant octopus and deposited on the beach at Penzance.
B: And your backstory?
HSG: I used to be a dog, until I ate an enchanted can of Pedigree Chum.