Archive for March, 2009

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I’m not saying I would pay for it, but tell me if you find it on BitTorrent.

March 28, 2009

If someone were to release, say, homemade porn featuring Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson from when they were romantically involved in 1993 during the shooting of Made In America, I would totally watch that.

Just saying.

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TETXS 2

March 16, 2009

MESSAGES SENT:

I can hear your breakfast.

I sculpt my last anus at 6pm. See you then?

Vacav Havel.

So fussy.

Your miniature elephant has eaten all the peanuts.

Your face, my ass.

I bought you a helicopter with a wolf pilot. That’s how much I love you.

I put a slug on teacher’s chair.

I want to be Keith Richards when I grow up. Only without the heroin and coconuts.

That was an unacceptable display of textspeak. Please try harder.

I like facts.

Your figurines are exquisite.

I have listened to your message four times and still can’t understand it! But I still like you.

I’ve got Hitler in a bamboo cage. Want to poke him with a stick?

Slanty.

MESSAGES RECEIVED:

Lairy

Ok! (champagne charlie)

Hangin tuff obv.

How did edwyn slag off lloyd cole?  Something about penguin classics?

I actually want a rabbnn pilot but thanks

I HAS MINI EGgs

Business

Yay! Wayne!

I’ve missed the first half of ghost busters 2. It hardly seems worth it now.

What about potato Mary?

Quit your jibber jabber sucker

I loom!

No a panda